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Xbox, Cylon, and Other Words You Don’t Usually See in Poetry

Derek Attig

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Derek works in graduate student career development and is (believe it or not) one of the world's foremost experts on the history of bookmobiles. Follow Derek on Twitter @bookmobility and on Instagram @bookmobility.

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When it comes to poetry, timelessness is a red herring, or a white elephant, or some other distractingly burdensome creature. When I read poems, I’m not looking for verse that stands for the ages, whatever that might mean. I want unsettling rhythms, alien sounds, a sharp (and hopefully damned-weird) eye on the now.

Michael Robbins Alien vs. PredatorSo I’ve found Alien vs. Predator, a recent book of poetry by Michael Robbins, entirely thrilling. Robbins writes poems that draw on a rich literary past, sure. (“John Milton jumps out of my birthday cake;” “I’m not with you in Rockland, a fortiori.”) But also and even more, his poetry is  fantastically, ecstatically of the present, our present of shiny brands and celebrity gossip. Like Jell-O molds studded with carrot and cabbage, Robbins’ poems are speckled with words and names and sounds both intensely familiar and pleasurably alien. Words that surround us all the time (on billboards, in magazines, on screens, in whispers) but pull you up short, a bit smilingly stunned, in the context of a poem.

Words like these, all of which you can find in the disorienting, orgiastic, just-plain-peculiar Alien vs. Predator:

 

  • Best Buy
  • Camel Light
  • Britney Spears
  • Fruit Stripe gum
  • Ghostface Killah
  • Dyncorp
  • Pizza Hut (“tell me, Ghostface, if you know, / why Bagdhad wears a black hood / and the Green Zone’s Pizza Hut has power.”)
  • erectile dysfuction
  • Paxil (“The nation’s pets are high on Paxil.”)
  • droid
  • Meerkat Manor (“I get my news from Meerkat Manor“)
  • Cylon
  • Al Jazeera
  • American Apparel
  • Listerine
  • Auto-Tune (“I wake to Auto-Tune, and take my waking / out into a orchard, where I traipse.”)
  • Maybelline
  • ATM (“I make love to an ATM. I enrich uranium.”)
  • RPG
  • Mr. Peanut
  • Wu-Tang Clan
  • Shark Week (“I turn on Shark Week, plan a killing spree.”)
  • Theraflu
  • Kinko’s
  • Doritos (“Your tribe’s Doritos are infested with a stegosaur.”)
  • Forever 21
  • Red Lobster
  • Kool-Aid
  • Snapple (“O brave new world / that has such Snapple in it!”)
  • AMBER Alerts
  • Xbox (“Let’s put Christ back in Xbox.”)
  • Scantron
  • Care Bears
  • Whole Foods
  • Red Bull
  • Safeway
  • CSI: Miami
  • Ramada (“at the Ramada, where it’s always Ramadan”)
  • H&M
  • Sharper Image
  • hazmat
  • Tootsie Pop (“by that wise old Zen master, the Tootsie Pop owl,”)
  • Fruit of the Loom (“by the horrible man-grapes of Fruit of the Loom”)
  • K-Y
  • Jay-Z

    The book, in other words, is like an obstacle course riddled with the wreckage of American capitalism. (Or maybe like reading Howl while watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians.) And if that doesn’t scare you, then Alien v. Predator is definitely for you.

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