Gotta Pun ‘Em All: The Classics as Pokemon

Pokemon Go is going wild, y’all. It’s a free smartphone app that dropped on July 6 and uses your GPS to show you the Pokemon that are always around you in the real world (Okay, not really. It’s just a game, people). When you’re walking around, open the app and you’ll find a Charmander in your kitchen, or a Shellder in your bedroom, or a Jigglypuff in your office at work. Your favorite coffeeshops are turned into Pokestops, your grocery stores are turned into gyms. It’s taking over the world. And you better believe we Poke-punned a bunch of classics for ya. Sure, there are the obvious ones — Harry Potter and the Pokeball, Pokemon Farm — but… Just, here. We gotta Catch-22 ’em all. The Great Gyrados Of Rattata and Men The Snorlax Also Rises I Know Why the Caged Zubat Sings The Bellsprout Jar Little Wartortle   To Kill a Magikarp A Tale of Two Pidgeys Invisible Mankey The Poliwag and the Pauper Jane Eevee Madam Butterfree   Pride and Pikachu The Hitmonchan of Notre Dame Ekans Frome Their Eyes Were Watching Geodude Song of Squirtle The Importance of Being Electrode   The Catcher in the Rhydon Uncle Tom’s Clefairy The Dratini Code The Legend of Sleepy Haunter The Vulpix Suicides Heart of Drowzee   Romeo and Jynx Great Exeggutors Doctor Farfetch’d Crime and Ponyta Gone with the Weedle One Flew Over the Charizard’s Nest   Weezing Heights The Perks of Being a Wigglytuff Abra in Wonderland Native Sandshrew A Tree Grows in Bulbasaur Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Mime   Editor’s note: We didn’t draw the Pokemon on these book covers. Also, they 100 percent were not meant to look artsy. Just funny. Don’t judge us.