40+ More Hilarious and Cringeworthy Book Titles
Funny book titles catch your attention.
The title of a book is important, and it can take on a few forms. It can be straightforward and explain what the book is about. It can be mysterious, encouraging readers to want to discover more by picking up the book.
And sometimes, the title can be downright hilarious, whether or not it falls into the first or second category…or a different one all together.
Find below over 40 hilarious, cringeworthy, and funny book titles. All of these are real books, rather than spoofs. Sometimes the reasoning behind the titles becomes evident and other times, it’s simply meant to make you laugh.
Love these? You’ll also love 30 hilariously cringeworthy book titles.
Hilarious, Cringeworthy, and Funny Book Titles
Always Ask A Man: The Key To Femininity
Being a white woman in the 1960s must’ve been exhausting.
And on the Eighth Day God Created Hairdressers
We’re all blessed for this.
The Bible and Flying Saucers
Together forever.
Brainwashing is a Cinch!
Both self-help and a how-to.
Carma Sutra: The Auto‑Erotic Handbook
It even gets model specific.
Catflexing: A Catlover’s Guide to Weightlifting, Aerobics & Stretching
No cat would agree to this.
The Commuter Pig Keeper
This isn’t about piggy banks.
Cooking to Kill: The Poison Cook-book
If this is on shelf at someone’s house, pass on dinner.
Gallop Your Maggot: The Ultimate Book of Sexual Slang
I don’t know if the title or the cover is funnier here.
Goblinproofing One’s Chicken Coop: And Other Practical Advice In Our Campaign Against The Fairy Kingdom
Fairies are pesky creatures.
Hookers or Cake: Animal Spirits, Pop Culture, God and Robots
Why not both?
How to Cook Husbands
I’m intrigued!
How to Enjoy Your Weeds
Everything on Earth has a purpose.
How To Make Your Wife Your Mistress
No carma sutra?
How To Teach Quantum Physics To Your Dog
Valuable information for good boys.
How to Train Goldfish Using Dolphin Training Techniques
That fish is not amused.
How YOU Are Like Shampoo
Trademark your Trademark.
I Gave You My Heart, but You Sold It Online
I hope it brought in a good sum.
If The Devil “Made” You Do It, You Blew It
Maybe the devil was behind the fashion decisions made here.
The Joy of Water Boiling
It’s hot.
Living with Crazy Buttocks
I have questions.
The Llama of Death
No one ever suspects the llama.
Men Who Knit & The Dogs Who Love Them
Then the men teach the dogs quantum physics.
My Big Book of Pretty Pussies
The mouse just adds to it.
Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Mind Power: How to Use the Other 90% of Your Mind to Increase the Size of Your Breasts
Hmm.
Natural History of Vacant Lots
Fascinating!
No, He’s Not a Monkey, He’s an Ape and He’s My Son
Sounds like a Lifetime movie.
Pet Goats & Pap Smears
I’ll skip opening my heart and mind at the line of goats at my next pap smear.
Practical Muskrat Raising
Practical is key here.
Raccoons Are the Brightest People
“A one of a kind book” for sure.
Still Stripping After 25 Years
You go, Eleanor!
Spinsters Are Wonderful People
It’s a periodical, raising awareness of the power of spinsters.
Teach Your Wife To Be A Widow
After you make her your mistress, of course.
Toilet Paper Origami
No longer is the family argument about whether the roll goes over or under.
What Bird Did That?
Fess up, pheasants.
Who Cares About Elderly People?
The contrast in the title and the book series “child’s play” is especially disheartening.
Why Isn’t God Giving Cash Prizes?
I’ve always wondered myself.
Who Peed On My Yoga Mat?
If you were at goat yoga recently, the answer is easy.
The Worst Thing a Suburban Girl Could Imagine
Is it the plant? The paper? The bottle of water?
Zombie Raccoons & Killer Bunnies
Maybe raccoons aren’t the best people after all.
