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What Famous Vampire Are You?

Mary Kay McBrayer

Staff Writer

Mary Kay is a belly-dancer, horror enthusiast, sideshow lover, prose writer, Christian, and literature professor from south of Atlanta. Her true crime novel, America’s First Female Serial Killer: Jane Toppan and the Making of a Monster is available for pre-order, and you can hear her analysis (and jokes) about scary movies on the podcast she co-founded, Everything Trying to Kill You. She can be reached at mary.kay.mcbrayer@gmail.com.

This famous vampire quiz is sponsored by Simon & Schuster Publishing.

A brand-new series set in the world of Buffy the Vampire Slayer that introduces a new Slayer as she grapples with the responsibility of managing incredible powers she’s just beginning to understand.

 

 

 

 


Most mortals believe that all vampires are alike, but you know better. There is more nuance among vampires than there are humans—after all, how much can you really know about yourself if you know that one day you’ll have that Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Death? What morals would you assume if you could not die? Whom would you choose to accompany you? What, exactly, would mortals fear about you most?

This personality quiz tells you exactly which Famous Vampire you’d become, should one of the immortals decide to bestow you that gift.