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To All the “To All the Boys…” Tweets

A collection of the internet's best "To All the Boys..." tweets that spill the tea, provide the laughs, speak the truth, and all the above.

Kate Krug

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Kate is a 2011 Drake University grad, where she received her BA in magazine journalism. A hopeless romantic with a cynical heart, Kate will read anything that comes with a content warning, a love triangle, and a major plot twist. Twitter: @katekrug Blog: http://snarky-yet-satisfying.com

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Aug 31, 2018

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Just 37 of my favorite “To All the Boys…” tweets inspired by To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before. That’s it. That’s the entire post.

to all the boys i had to get over even though we were never in a relationship
— Lara Parker (@laraeparker) August 28, 2018

to all the boys that
Pop it, lock it
Polka dot it
Countrify then hip hop it
Put your hawk in the sky
Side to side
Jump to the left
Stick it, glide
Zig zag cross the floor
Shuffle in diagonal
When the drum hits
Hands on your hips
One foot it, 180 twist
— Queen Quen (@quenblackwell) August 28, 2018

https://twitter.com/malindalo/status/1034874744200413189 https://twitter.com/rachsyme/status/1034878748720394241

To All The Boys I’ve Matched Before…

I hope you finally found your perfect match
— 𝙰𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚕 𝙳𝚎𝚒 (@_angeldei) August 29, 2018

https://twitter.com/Miguelgimuel/status/1034718616095141888

To All The Boys Who Think We Wear Makeup For Them
— malek (@offlinemalek) August 28, 2018

https://twitter.com/joliepalazzolo/status/1034490253107716098

To All The Boys I Loved Before I Found Out They Couldn’t Pronounce 'Chipotle' Correctly
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) August 29, 2018

https://twitter.com/alexanderchee/status/1034673180739293185

To All The Boys Who’ve Made Comebacks After Mistreating Women And Really Should’ve Stayed Behind
— kat chow (@katchow) August 29, 2018

To all the boys I chilled with while they looked for the white version of me.
— Tawny “My Name is Tawny” Newsome (@TrondyNewman) August 29, 2018

https://twitter.com/runwithskizzers/status/1034445116931493893 https://twitter.com/billharrysamx/status/1034135033127337984

To All The Boys Who Came To The Yard For Milkshakes
— Benjamin A. Vorwerk (@bvorwerk) August 27, 2018

https://twitter.com/realityunf0lds/status/1034105877471485952 https://twitter.com/jlonghi20/status/1033893828418306049

To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before Until I Found Out They Didn’t Like to Read
— Epic Reads (@EpicReads) August 25, 2018

https://twitter.com/masondeaver/status/1033721163913080832 https://twitter.com/akemidawn/status/1033646747694841856

To All The Boys Who Have Responded With “Lol nice” After I Used Creative & Effective Hyperbolic Metaphors To Describe My Day
— melissa lozada-oliva (@ellomelissa) August 25, 2018

To All The Boys who said they would only be taking a short break but actually left me for over 3 years
— NoControlProjec (@NoControlProjec) August 25, 2018

https://twitter.com/erincxa/status/1033472928933969920 https://twitter.com/CaucasianJames/status/1033382461697404929 https://twitter.com/celestrogen/status/1033204409034006528 https://twitter.com/kaysarahsera/status/1033203270993424384 https://twitter.com/SophiaCK/status/1033156953986326530

To All The Boys I've Loved Before but instead of my sister leaking letters, it's me drunk texting 5 guys that were nice to me once
— Netflix Canada (@Netflix_CA) August 24, 2018

https://twitter.com/NoelJnks/status/1033068963138289665

To All The Boys With The Boomin’ System, Top Down, AC With The Cooler System. When He Come Up In The Club, He Be Blazin’ Up, Got Stacks On Deck Like He Savin’ Up. And He Ill, He Real, He Might Got A Deal. He Pop Bottles And He Got The Right Kind Of Build. He Cold, He Dope, He Mig
— allison rae (@allisonlanza) August 24, 2018

To All the Boys Who Bought Me A Copy of Watchmen Because They Were Aghast I’d Never Read Watchmen Before: I Still Haven’t Read Your Copy Of Watchmen https://t.co/NtnVFAsxuJ
— AB (@AlannaBennett) August 28, 2018

https://twitter.com/MissLiberty/status/1034808040934043649 https://twitter.com/karencheee/status/1033336654650650628?s=19 https://twitter.com/chelseanachman/status/1034257225055920129 https://twitter.com/RinChupeco/status/1033933852014604288?s=20 https://twitter.com/MissLiberty/status/1034808040934043649

To All The Boys Who DM Me After A Story To Tell Me I Missed Something When In Fact They Did Not Read Past The First Paragraph
— Bourree Lam (@bourreelam) August 29, 2018

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