You’ve Got Books: Reading Recommendations for YOU’VE GOT MAIL Characters

After years of running a children’s bookshop, no doubt Kathleen has great taste and strong instincts for what books will sell. At one point, Joe’s girlfriend, Patricia, a publishing executive, says she wants to offer Kathleen a job as an editor. So, let’s imagine Kathleen does in fact take up that offer and works as a children’s book editor for a while. Maybe she even becomes an editorial director or publisher — but then, in search of more independence, I think she quits to become an agent. Thanks to her business lessons from Joe and The Godfather, she’s ready to strike out on her own again.

So what do I think Kathleen needs to read in 2021? I wouldn’t recommend her a children’s book (she’s read them all!), but Uzma Jalaluddin’s Hana Khan Carries On, a charming adult novel inspired by You’ve Got Mail and set in the restaurant world. Hana works at a halal restaurant — the only one in her neighborhood — and dreams of becoming a radio broadcaster. Right now, she’s working on her podcast and developing a friendship with one listener in particular. When a new halal restaurant opens in the area, complete with a handsome young owner, things get complicated. And when Hana’s aunt and cousin arrive from India for a visit, well, they get really complicated.

Look, I know. This character only works through the sheer force of Tom Hanks’s charm. Very few actors can appeal in the role of unrepentant capitalist who puts his dream woman’s bookshop for children out of business. So it’s kind of fun to imagine Joe getting his comeuppance. I imagine Fox Books (that’s F-O-X) goes out of business after the 2008 financial crisis. Joe is the third generation of Foxes, which means he isn’t hurting for money, but he struggles to redefine who he is without his family business (and realizes anew what a jerk he was to Kathleen in 1998). He tosses around the idea of opening an indie bookstore (Kathleen rolls her eyes) before deciding to write a book of life lessons inspired by The Godfather and his other favorite books and movies. It sells moderately well.

I’d recommend Joe read something that takes him out of his narrow rich white man perspective. I’m thinking They Can’t Kill Us Until They Kill Us by Hanif Abdurraqib: very smart essays that seek to better understand our world through music and other forms of pop culture.

Patricia, a publishing executive, is Joe’s girlfriend for most of the movie until they break up in an elevator. By 2021, Patricia is obviously running her own publishing company. Parker Posey in this movie is one of several delightful supporting performances — her absolute commitment to self-interest is hilarious. As Joe says, “Patricia makes coffee nervous.” She recognizes literary potential instantly, whether it’s offering Kathleen a job or noting that Kathleen’s boyfriend Frank has fascinating opinions. She’s the kind of character who has memorized Lean In. If Younger exists in the extended You’ve Got Mail universe, Patricia works for the show writers as a publishing industry consultant.

So what’s a successful business lady who’s read everything going to read in 2021? I think Patricia needs something that will encourage her to question her assumptions about her industry. The Other Black Girl by Zakiya Dalila Harris is just the thing. Harris’s buzzy debut is an electric thriller set in the publishing world. It’s about Nella, an editorial assistant in her 20s who’s both used to and fed up with being the only Black employee at a prestigious publishing house. But when Hazel, another Black woman, is hired and a series of events makes it clear that the new girl is becoming the office darling, Nella starts receiving notes telling her to leave her job. As she digs into what’s going on, she discovers there’s a lot more at stake than just a job.

Oh, Frank. Frank is Kathleen’s left-wing journalist boyfriend, who has a lot of opinions about modern life and the internet. Greg Kinnear is haplessly charming in this role, but Frank would be so annoying in real life. He’s a Luddite and a mansplainer who loves the sound of his own voice. He owns multiple typewriters! By 2021, I think Frank has bounced around from newspaper to newspaper, maybe taking a buyout at one point, and now he’s reluctantly pivoted to podcasting by teaming up with a digital media company, the only people who will hire him. He’s working on their ten-part investigative podcast about the dark side of a big tech company. (He still writes his scripts on a typewriter.) He did eventually write a book about Julius and Ethel Rosenberg, and though it had some glowing reviews, it didn’t sell very well.

For Frank, a journalist who seems ready to question authority, I think Ijeoma Oluo’s Mediocre would do nicely. Oluo investigates the last century of American history and how white men have created systems that disadvantage women and people of color. This book might even get Frank to reflect a little on his own privilege.

Kevin works with Joe at Fox Books. I’m not entirely clear on what his job is despite having watched this movie once a year for at least ten years, but he seems to be in charge of supervising the new store Joe is opening in Kathleen’s neighborhood. I’m thinking he’s involved in store operations and logistics. When Fox Books goes bust, I imagine Kevin taking his talents to some sort of online bookselling startup. Let’s call it Shamazon. He’s in charge of new market outreach. He and Joe meet for a drink every few months and Joe still doesn’t understand exactly what his job is.

Kevin is quick-witted and tolerates Joe’s shenanigans, but we don’t know much about him. I’d love a version of You’ve Got Mail from his perspective…but without that, all I have to go on is the dating advice he gives Joe and his incredulous reaction to the whole “I accidentally fell in love with my archnemesis” thing. Kevin seems like someone who appreciates the absurdity of the people around him, and he’s one of the only Black characters in this movie, so for him, I suggest You’ll Never Believe What Happened to Lacey by sisters Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar. Amber lives in New York and Lacey lives in their home state, Nebraska, where she endures ridiculous and problematic encounters with people wanting to touch her hair or mistaking her for other Black women. The sisters share their stories in this hilarious essay collection.

I rewatched You’ve Got Mail in preparation for this post (as if I needed that excuse), mostly so I could remind myself what secondary characters like George and Christina are like. Aside from the iconic line, “This place is a tomb! I’m going to the nut shop, where it’s fun!” what do we know about George? He lives in a large rent-controlled apartment that frankly sounds like a fantasy; he thinks the internet is just another way of being rejected by women; he has perfect, floppy ’90s hair. He is also knowledgeable about rare books, as we see in the scene where he helps Joe pick out some first editions. And, after the Shop Around the Corner is forced to close, he moves over to the children’s section of Fox Books and trains them all up to his level. I don’t think he’s still working in a bookstore in 2021 — I see him getting a PhD in children’s literature and moving upstate to teach at a small college.

His book recommendation is The Midnight Library, a book lover’s book. Imagine a library with an infinite number of books. Each one contains the story of another life you could have had. What would you do if you could read them and find out what else is possible? Nora Seed is faced with this choice as she travels through the Midnight Library, looking for answers about what would make her life truly fulfilling.