Noodle has taken TikTok and the internet by storm. The dog, a 13-year-old pug who calls TikTok user Jon Graziano (@jongraz) caretaker, is my new god. Graziano amasses millions of views every day by sharing the bones report. What is all of this about “bones day” and “no bones day?” Simply put, on a bones day, Noodle stands proud and strong once awoken from his mighty slumber and, if you believe in his wisdom (and why wouldn’t you?) you know it’s a day to seize. This is the kind of day you buy that book you’ve been eyeing, apply to write for Book Riot, and take everything on with energy and confidence. On a no bones day, Noodle collapses just as soon as Graziano props him up. On these days, it’s best to cancel your plans, stay in bed with a book, and take it easy. As far as I’m concerned, books are involved regardless of whether it’s a bones day or a no bones day. The question is, what do you read for a bones day or a no bones day?
Don’t fret. We’ve got you covered. Take the quiz below to determine what book fits today’s vibe.
Quiz: What to Read for a Bones Day vs. a No Bones Day
Check out the full list of books below the quiz if you prefer to select for yourself.
For a Bones Day
Courage Is Calling: Fortune Favors the Brave by Ryan Holiday
Big Magic: Creative Living Beyond Fear by Elizabeth Gilbert
Get Good with Money: Ten Simple Steps to Becoming Financially Whole by Tiffany Aliche
The Art of Showing Up: How to Be There for Yourself and Your People by Rachel Wilkerson Miller
For a No Bones Day
A Sloth’s Guide to Mindfulness by Ton Mak
The Thorn Necklace: Healing Through Writing and the Creative Process by Francesca Lia Block
Little Black Book: A Toolkit for Working Women by Otegha Uwagba
Wintering: The Power of Rest and Retreat in Difficult Times by Katherine May
Find more about books and the magic of the internet in our archives.